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SJDinPHX
03-01-2010, 02:48 PM
Can't help but notice of late, tempers are flaring, and some pretty sharp words are being traded.
We have a real mixture of personalities here..just like you would find in any "good old, hard ass" pool room or bar.

Many of our group enjoy the adversarial give and take, and some just want to learn all the X's and 0's of one pocket...the two groups don't seem to mesh well at times, so let me offer a possible solution to this dillema.

Personally, I cannot get into the WEI table as a viable way of determining what to do in ANY given situation. Too many variables, and too much disension if someone's shot is not accepted as the best manuever

I understand a complete "newbie" might derive something of value, but I don't think we have that many newbies on board...so it becomes a senseless pissing contest. (especially when balls get moved around ;) ) But thats just me...some of you seem to really get off on WEIing.

The other area (needling, hi-jacking, calling out, casting "aspersions", etc) are best left to the ones who are pro's at it. I am, no doubt the worst (or best) instigator, and constant offender in that camp.

Some like Dennis, Steve L., and at times Beardo and Ghost,.. can tolerate my verbal abuse. No needle is sharp enough to cause permanent injury, and they usually fire back in kind. (epidural thickness can be critical, at times)

To me this is a fun, healthy discourse, and a way to pass the time, while other things in life, may not be going all that well.
My solution is..if it is boring to you, just do like I do with Cocobola Cowboy...I ignore him !!!

To the group of forum member's (and you know who you are) who take exception to my (our) brand of humor, and byplay...I would like to again, steal a few words from Redd Foxx...This is how he closed his Vegas act....

"Ladie's and gentlemen. If, during the course of my trying to entertain you this evenin'...If I have hurt, or offended anyone, in any way...
I want you to know, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart...That I don't give a shit !!!:rolleyes:

Fast Lenny
03-01-2010, 02:51 PM
Dick your one of a kind and I am thankful to the good Lord that there is only one of your kind. :D

newfosgatesucks
03-01-2010, 03:15 PM
And fighting out of the RED CORNER, 'wei'-ing in at 3,159 posts.. Spotting the world 10 years of age and 20 years of retirement....The one and only aspersion casting Sand-Hound......

(Grandiose deep announcing voice)..." SAN JOSE 'Needling' Dick." :eek:

BTW, I'm just needling, Dick....:D

To others, if you can't take ribbing, go play 8-Ball at the community recreation facility.:D You SURE ain't ready for 1Hole...If you're too good for that go teach Pool at the YMCA...lol

Dick, I welcome you to all the ribbing (strictly manly, Healthy-Back,non-mountainous of-course) you can give me.

You Jarred Ronnie A with yours...I want to learn from the best!!! :cool:

Cowboy Dennis
03-01-2010, 03:21 PM
The other area (needling, hi-jacking, calling out, casting "aspersions", etc) are best left to the ones who are pro's at it. I am, no doubt the worst (or best) instigator, and constant offender in that camp.

Some like Dennis, Steve L., and at times Beardo and Ghost,.. can tolerate my verbal abuse. No needle is sharp enough to cause permanent injury, and they usually fire back in kind. (epidural thickness can be critical, at times)


"Ladie's and gentlemen. If, during the course of my trying to entertain you this evenin'...If I have hurt, or offended anyone, in any way...
I want you to know, sincerely, from the bottom of my heart...That I don't give a shit !!!:rolleyes:


Dear Stand-Up Comic Breath,

Have I told you lately how dumb most of your posts are? They are also boring, dimwitted, constantly edited & updated drivel, and generally unreadable.

To Everyone: SJD bet against the U.S. in the hockey game yesterday, what kind of patriot is that:rolleyes:. No more waving the flag for you Ducky.

I'm sure glad that I'm going back to work in a little while.

Dennis

vapros
03-01-2010, 07:32 PM
In a town near here there is (or maybe 'was') a local politician named Needle-Nose. That's the way his campaign signs read. True story.

In the military we had a guy known as Needle-D--K the Bug F----r. I never got to see him in the shower.

I know somebody is gonna say 'what's your point?' Well, it looks to me like I have made two points, offering two needle stories.

Sometimes I jest cain't he'p it. :D :rolleyes: