What's wrong with them?
That's what they use on most of the pro events don't they?
I did play with some fake ones at a Mexican place in Dallas where all the red spots had rubbed flat.
Made the game really interesting. Made a funny thrumming noise when the ball was rolling down the table and if the spot hit the cushion it would get a little airborn on the rebound.
Edit, sorry to hijack your FS thread. Good deal. I kinda want these and i don't even have a 3c table.