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WOW Freddy....You really do know pool like the back of your hand!fred bentivegna said:
Mystery Player at 1991 Legends Of 1P
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lll
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thats what all the guys tell the ladies.Clare said:
mine is like a foot not a hand
stevelomako
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SJDinPHX said:Thats true, Red was a big guy...But I remember him as having hands more like a piano player, or a surgeon...Those ugly hands, (with the deformed fingers) could well be those of a starving bank pool player...except he would be incapable of running 8 balls, in one pocket.....
"Head DuckDick" <---wishes Doc would 'fess up..
PS..Seriously, I still say they're the Red Rooster's hands...Also, Red (Breit) almost always played with his sport coat on, didn't he Rod ? But we know they aren't his, unless the picture somehow got mirrored or reversed.
Hah hah. He ran an 8!
stevelomako
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stevelomako said:
Stock up on them shirts Jack!
Hmmm, I wonder if this was a hint on this thread?
fred bentivegna
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Moral of the story...
Moral of the story...
....know thyself.
Beard
It would be interesting, Doc, to see a few more of those mystery bridge hands. No new players please.
Moral of the story...
....know thyself.
Beard
It would be interesting, Doc, to see a few more of those mystery bridge hands. No new players please.
blackeee
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fred bentivegna said:
I did recognize the hand. I think he was playing Harry "The Hat" Burton.
gulfportdoc
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Right you are, Jackson! Billy & Buddy were commentating. ~Docblackeee said:
fred bentivegna
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Very observant
Very observant
There was a whole passel of women that recognized my "hand," but you're the only guy. What does that tell you. You have got to get out more.
Beard
Very observant
stevelomako said:
There was a whole passel of women that recognized my "hand," but you're the only guy. What does that tell you. You have got to get out more.
Beard
fred bentivegna
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Eddie...
Eddie...
Eddie The Hat Burton, Blackee.
Beard
Eddie...
gulfportdoc said:
Eddie The Hat Burton, Blackee.
Beard
Cowboy Dennis
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Who you callin' "fat-fingered"? That must be why I wrote "this man with nerves of steel and piano player hands"fred bentivegna said:
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fred bentivegna
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You were talking about me...
You were talking about me...
...sans the nerves of steel. My fingers are about an inch longer than The Rooster's. He had fat freckled fingers. (They call that alliteration, as in
Duck-Dick Dopey Dufus.)
Beard
You were talking about me...
Cowboy Dennis said:Who you callin' "fat-fingered"? That must be why I wrote "this man with nerves of steel and piano player hands"
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...sans the nerves of steel. My fingers are about an inch longer than The Rooster's. He had fat freckled fingers. (They call that alliteration, as in
Duck-Dick Dopey Dufus.)
Beard
blackeee
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fred bentivegna said:
Yeah, I got the first name wrong. At least I broke even.
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blackeee said:
As one of the very few recorded videos of our hero in action,...it is considered cruel and unusual punishment, to even mention the Burton/Beard match....
In viewing this match, one must take pause, and wonder at the number of victim's in his [sic] trophy case (AKA "beat list")..
The jury is still out, as to whether it was his normal speed, or (as he loudly proclaims) a rare sub-standard performance...
DuckDick <---will now accept differing viewpoints...
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By my calculations, you came out a little ahead because you had the nickname right and the last nameblackeee said:
fred bentivegna
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I'm flattered...
I'm flattered...
..that you would take time out to watch me on video. Unfortunately, I didnt generate the same amount of interest in what you were doing, so I havent allowed myself the pleasure (sic) of your video match with Cliff. To reiterate, I would rather, blah, blah, blah, put my face, blah, blah, blah, in Nancy Pelosi's, blah, blah, blah, then sweat your action.
Conversely however, your interest in my affairs is monumental. I heard that you have more detectives and investigators out on the street trying to locate just one false representation on the beat list, than MSNBC sent to Alaska to dig up dirt on Sarah Palin. After all this time don't you think by now you could have maybe even bribed somebody to lie for you?
I may myself dig up Clem and question him about that 9 ball win that you claim. It sounds a lot like that Clem story from Vernon Eliot, who said he went to Cinn., had only 1 barrel, and he broke Clem playing 1pkt without having ever played 1pkt in his life. Vernon I can overlook, because I actually did see him beat good players.
Beard
I'm flattered...
SJDinPHX said:As one of the very few recorded videos of our hero in action,...it is considered cruel and unusual punishment, to even mention the Burton/Beard match....
In viewing this match, one must take pause, and wonder at the number of victim's in his [sic] trophy case (AKA "beat list")..
The jury is still out, as to whether it was his normal speed, or (as he loudly proclaims) a rare sub-standard performance...
DuckDick <---will now accept differing viewpoints...
..that you would take time out to watch me on video. Unfortunately, I didnt generate the same amount of interest in what you were doing, so I havent allowed myself the pleasure (sic) of your video match with Cliff. To reiterate, I would rather, blah, blah, blah, put my face, blah, blah, blah, in Nancy Pelosi's, blah, blah, blah, then sweat your action.
Conversely however, your interest in my affairs is monumental. I heard that you have more detectives and investigators out on the street trying to locate just one false representation on the beat list, than MSNBC sent to Alaska to dig up dirt on Sarah Palin. After all this time don't you think by now you could have maybe even bribed somebody to lie for you?
I may myself dig up Clem and question him about that 9 ball win that you claim. It sounds a lot like that Clem story from Vernon Eliot, who said he went to Cinn., had only 1 barrel, and he broke Clem playing 1pkt without having ever played 1pkt in his life. Vernon I can overlook, because I actually did see him beat good players.
Beard
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fred bentivegna said:
Au contraire Bearded wonder. It only seems like an unhealthy interest in your affairs...The fact that you out-brag me by roughly 750 to 1, only adds to my frustration.
It would definately take an MSNBC/Palin number of employee's, to even begin to squelch all the fires you start, in the name of your [sic] "legacy".
Being just a poor retired truck driver, I lack the unlimited funding MSNBC can devote to any given story...So I just plod along, trying to catch about one, out of every several hundred, of your rousing tall tales...
Head DuckDick,
PS..Don't flatter yourself, I did not watch your Burton match, in hopes of learning anything at all...I watched it strictly for it's hilarious, comedic value...To all who haven't seen it...it's a riot..
fred bentivegna
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Too good not to bump
Too good not to bump
Some of the lines in this post are just too good to let fade away. A bump is more than deserving.
Beard
I'm flattered...
Quote:
Originally Posted by SJDinPHX
As one of the very few recorded videos of our hero in action,...it is considered cruel and unusual punishment, to even mention the Burton/Beard match....
In viewing this match, one must take pause, and wonder at the number of victim's in his [sic] trophy case (AKA "beat list")..
The jury is still out, as to whether it was his normal speed, or (as he loudly proclaims) a rare sub-standard performance...
DuckDick <---will now accept differing viewpoints...
..that you would take time out to watch me on video. Unfortunately, I didnt generate the same amount of interest in what you were doing, so I havent allowed myself the pleasure (sic) of your video match with Cliff. To reiterate, I would rather, blah, blah, blah, put my face, blah, blah, blah, in Nancy Pelosi's, blah, blah, blah, then sweat your action.
Conversely however, your interest in my affairs is monumental. I heard that you have more detectives and investigators out on the street trying to locate just one false representation on the beat list, than MSNBC sent to Alaska to dig up dirt on Sarah Palin. After all this time don't you think by now you could have maybe even bribed somebody to lie for you?
I may myself dig up Clem and question him about that 9 ball win that you claim. It sounds a lot like that Clem story from Vernon Eliot, who said he went to Cinn., had only 1 barrel, and he broke Clem playing 1pkt without having ever played 1pkt in his life. Vernon I can overlook, because I actually did see him beat good players.
Beard
Too good not to bump
Some of the lines in this post are just too good to let fade away. A bump is more than deserving.
Beard
I'm flattered...
Quote:
Originally Posted by SJDinPHX
As one of the very few recorded videos of our hero in action,...it is considered cruel and unusual punishment, to even mention the Burton/Beard match....
In viewing this match, one must take pause, and wonder at the number of victim's in his [sic] trophy case (AKA "beat list")..
The jury is still out, as to whether it was his normal speed, or (as he loudly proclaims) a rare sub-standard performance...
DuckDick <---will now accept differing viewpoints...
..that you would take time out to watch me on video. Unfortunately, I didnt generate the same amount of interest in what you were doing, so I havent allowed myself the pleasure (sic) of your video match with Cliff. To reiterate, I would rather, blah, blah, blah, put my face, blah, blah, blah, in Nancy Pelosi's, blah, blah, blah, then sweat your action.
Conversely however, your interest in my affairs is monumental. I heard that you have more detectives and investigators out on the street trying to locate just one false representation on the beat list, than MSNBC sent to Alaska to dig up dirt on Sarah Palin. After all this time don't you think by now you could have maybe even bribed somebody to lie for you?
I may myself dig up Clem and question him about that 9 ball win that you claim. It sounds a lot like that Clem story from Vernon Eliot, who said he went to Cinn., had only 1 barrel, and he broke Clem playing 1pkt without having ever played 1pkt in his life. Vernon I can overlook, because I actually did see him beat good players.
Beard
I've watched both matches, Beards and SJD's, and I seriously doubt either one is a good example of how they usually played for the loot. These videos are also not from the peak of their careers.
Beards tape is pretty bad as I remember, but the first couple of games on the SJD/Joyner video (watched some of it about a month or two ago) are pretty rough too.
One video is not enough to judge anyone's game, IMO. I know there are days where I have beaten the ten ball ghost and looked decent, and there are days where I look like a complete clown and played like a weak b player. Last thing in the world I would want to watch is me playing on a bad day...the audio wouldn't be kid friendly, that's for sure.
Beards tape is pretty bad as I remember, but the first couple of games on the SJD/Joyner video (watched some of it about a month or two ago) are pretty rough too.
One video is not enough to judge anyone's game, IMO. I know there are days where I have beaten the ten ball ghost and looked decent, and there are days where I look like a complete clown and played like a weak b player. Last thing in the world I would want to watch is me playing on a bad day...the audio wouldn't be kid friendly, that's for sure.