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Put me in too... but if I don't win tell me where to buy one...
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You do a great early Artie impression but need a few longer, unbroken sentences!
DeeMan
Dear DeeMan.
My name is Laura O'Bagy. I am Alf Taylor's editor. I felt it imperative that I tell you Alfie's feelings are injured because you took his serious (unedited) writings and, for lack of a better way to say it, poked fun at him. I don't know if his feelings can ever recover...unless, maybe, you could send him, say twenty dollars.
You do a great early Artie impression but need a few longer, unbroken sentences!
DeeMan
Deeman,
It could be even worse Than Ms. O'Bagy described...Bill Porter and I, are CEO and President of Alf Tayor's vast entertainment conglomerate...Should Alfie perish from your obvious cruelty, our $200,000 a year, cushy jobs would be "fraught with peril" !...Legal action would be our only recourse..
F. Lee Bailey McDuck, Aturnery at Lawn
Laura,
As much as I would hate to, really, impact poor Alfie's good nature, but as you can ask anyone here, I am always good for $20 in drinks at any tournament and will extend that to him at the next venue.
Of course, if you accompany the said writer I'll kick in $20 for your drinks as well. I don't see how, beyond some silly act of attrition, I can prove myself a Hail Fellow, well met!
DeeMan
Sir DeeMan. Well said.
I fear I must concede to your being a superior distributor of words...as well as a noted generous fellow. And, I would be delighted to have a drink with you should our paths cross. I enjoy this new form of communication emmensly.
Thank you, onepocket.org.
Keep it nice. Alfie
You book sounds interesting. What parts of the country did you play most? I would love to read it.
Alf, if I recall correctly, the books are due to be ready THIS WEEK! Better get that website ready so you'll be able to sell a few.
And Dick, I had no idea you were making $200,000 a year! Alf told me that I was the highest paid person on his staff at $8.75/hour!