Cowboy Dennis
Verified Member
..................................Duck I Am................................
I am Duck, Duck I am, and I do not like Chicago ham
Would you like him here or there?
I would not like him anywhere
I do not like Chicago ham, I do not like him, Duck I am
Would you like him in a house? Would you like him with a mouse?
I would not like him in a house, I could not like him with a mouse
I do not like him here or there, I do not like him anywhere
I do not like Chicago ham, I do not like him, Duck I am
Why don't you like Chicago ham? Why don't you like him, Duck I am?
It's his bragging everyday, bragging, bragging, that's all I'll say
Brags how he took the heat, brags about the list he's beat
He may have done it, I don't know, I only wish that he would go
Could you like him anyway? Would you like him in San Jose?
I could not like him anyway, I would not like him in San Jose
I would not like him in a house, I could not like him with a mouse
I could not like him here or there, I would not like him anywhere
I do not like Chicago ham, I do not like him, Duck I am
Would you like him on a boat? Could you like him with a goat?
Would you like him on a train? Could you like him on a plane?
I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat
I would not like him on a train. I could not like him on a plane
I do not like Chicago ham, I do not like him, Duck I am
You do not like him SO you say, bragging, bragging, everyday
Just come and meet him and you may, meet him and you may I say
If only you would let me be, I will meet him, then you'll see
SAY!!!, I do like Chicago ham
I do like him, Duck I am
And I would like him here or there, I would like him anywhere
I would like him in a house and I could like him with a mouse
I would like him in San Jose, I could like him anyway
I could like him on a boat, I would like him with a goat
I'd like to see him on a train, I'd take a trip upon his plane
I do like Chicago ham, I do like him, Duck I am
His brags will never bother me, never, never, you will see
For now I like him as a man, I do like that Chicago ham
Thanks for introducing us, I'd even like him on a bus
In January too you'll see, I'll actually like him at D.C.C.
I do like that Chicago ham, I do like him, Duck I am
Apologies to Theodor Seuss Geisel.
I am Duck, Duck I am, and I do not like Chicago ham
Would you like him here or there?
I would not like him anywhere
I do not like Chicago ham, I do not like him, Duck I am
Would you like him in a house? Would you like him with a mouse?
I would not like him in a house, I could not like him with a mouse
I do not like him here or there, I do not like him anywhere
I do not like Chicago ham, I do not like him, Duck I am
Why don't you like Chicago ham? Why don't you like him, Duck I am?
It's his bragging everyday, bragging, bragging, that's all I'll say
Brags how he took the heat, brags about the list he's beat
He may have done it, I don't know, I only wish that he would go
Could you like him anyway? Would you like him in San Jose?
I could not like him anyway, I would not like him in San Jose
I would not like him in a house, I could not like him with a mouse
I could not like him here or there, I would not like him anywhere
I do not like Chicago ham, I do not like him, Duck I am
Would you like him on a boat? Could you like him with a goat?
Would you like him on a train? Could you like him on a plane?
I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat
I would not like him on a train. I could not like him on a plane
I do not like Chicago ham, I do not like him, Duck I am
You do not like him SO you say, bragging, bragging, everyday
Just come and meet him and you may, meet him and you may I say
If only you would let me be, I will meet him, then you'll see
SAY!!!, I do like Chicago ham
I do like him, Duck I am
And I would like him here or there, I would like him anywhere
I would like him in a house and I could like him with a mouse
I would like him in San Jose, I could like him anyway
I could like him on a boat, I would like him with a goat
I'd like to see him on a train, I'd take a trip upon his plane
I do like Chicago ham, I do like him, Duck I am
His brags will never bother me, never, never, you will see
For now I like him as a man, I do like that Chicago ham
Thanks for introducing us, I'd even like him on a bus
In January too you'll see, I'll actually like him at D.C.C.
I do like that Chicago ham, I do like him, Duck I am
Apologies to Theodor Seuss Geisel.