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fred bentivegna · Sep 23, 2011

Changed my mind...

Changed my mind...

Skin said:
Ooo...ohhh, she let slip
Nuanced her curved hip
Eased gently out of her sweater

Pouted her moist lips
Outthrust her pink tips
Could one pocket get any wetter

Kick in the ripe six
Ev'n a kid can't miss
The rest...hell what does it matter?

Skin

...again. Lord knows I lean toward the lascivious. Wet one pocket, is shuddering!

Beard

lll · Sep 23, 2011

SJDinPHX said:
We have a new leader !!! ...Skin, your entry reeks of erotica, with a touch of porn...You are certain to blow our "Judge" away....In fact, I was talking to him on the phone, while he was reading your post...(lot's of heavy breathing, and grunting going on..(I am quite sure he was "choking his chicken")...:eek

You are a shoo-in for the C-note...

sjd
your ability to pick MNF games is suspect

but you might be right on this one

good one skin

RedCard · Sep 23, 2011

Blip the Dip on the Southern Trip

Blip the Dip on the Southern Trip

Ooo...ohhh, she let slip
Nuanced her curved hip
Eased gently out of her sweater

Pouted her moist lips
Outthrust her pink tips
Could one pocket get any wetter

Kick in the ripe six
Ev'n a kid can't miss
The rest...hell what does it matter
--- Skin
~~
If I saw such a display in a poolroom I would assume a (crack?) team of dips was about to go to work. Sounds like a delightful way to be turned.
~~~
✰ Skin
✰ To
✰ Win

sappo · Sep 23, 2011

A Day In The Life...

A Day In The Life...

One ball on the break, what a great way to start
Now settle down Sappo, lets play real smart

Each and every shot must be judged with great care
Potential risks and rewards can be seen everywhere

Once I found the best shot, I was well on my way
Couldn't do anything wrong, on that magical day

Kept my opponent squirming, uncomfortably in his chair
Eight & Out I went, man his face showed much fear

That's how it was all day long, "mistake free" one pocket, I could do no wrong.

sappo · Sep 23, 2011

The Prize

The Prize

Hey Dennis, if I win ship the $$$$$$ to Fast Lenny to help his streaming. Keith

NH Steve · Sep 24, 2011

what the heck,

what the heck,

One Pocket

Our passion, this discipline
Not that we fall in line
Eight soldiers in step
Partners in crime
Our game, it’s a war
Cerebral in nature
Knowhow, know when, know why
Easy to say, not so easy
To execute in play

vapros · Sep 24, 2011

Way to go, Steve. Genuine free verse with no apologies. I'm going to do at least one, also. Very refreshing and well done.

NH Steve · Sep 24, 2011

vapros said:
Way to go, Steve. Genuine free verse with no apologies. I'm going to do at least one, also. Very refreshing and well done.

This coming from the poet laureate of Texas One Pocket -- feels like high praise

I wanted to try at least one -- maybe go back to the notebook for more later...

Cowboy Dennis · Sep 25, 2011

NH Steve said:
One Pocket

Our passion, this discipline
Not that we fall in line
Eight soldiers in step
Partners in crime
Our game, it’s a war
Cerebral in nature
Knowhow, know when, know why
Easy to say, not so easy
To execute in play

This is excellent Steve, just the sort of thing I like.

Dennis

SJDinPHX · Sep 25, 2011

Condensed version...Same preliminary bull$**t !

One day he slipped in, and picked up some balls
Nobody knew him, so he tried hard to stall
Every eye was upon him, but no one stepped up
Probably 'cause every ball split the cup

One phone call was made, to the dude they called "Beard"
Chicago's best player, Chicago's most feared
Koked up and ready, he went for the scam,
Every dollar in Bensinger's, riding on ham.....................................................(him/ham...same thing)..
Tis' how the Duck turned, the Beard into a "lamb"

Same 'aftermath' bull$**t... I also have it in Spanish.."Las Uno Pocketo" which is even more hilarious..(please press two for Spanish)
Sample line, in Espanol........"El Barba" esta uno stupido, gordo cerdo".............JK,JK,

SuperDuck <---RBL, please send winning $$$$ to the "Steam Cleaner"...(cash, cashiers check, or M.O. only)

fred bentivegna · Sep 25, 2011

A Bensinger lament

A Bensinger lament

The bathroom was open,
Enter a Duck,
Kursing and screaming,
Christ, what a schmuck
Only mistake he had made -- (wuz)
Playing on table thirteen -- (cuz)
Every game the Beard had won.
Now the Duck's shorts were not clean -- (and)
On his truck back to Phoenix he run

Beard

SJDinPHX · Sep 25, 2011

fred bentivegna said:
The bathroom was open, enter a Duck,
Every player in town was hiding in there,
Kursing and screaming,
Christ, what a schmuck
Only mistake he had made -- (wuz)
Playing on table thirteen -- (cuz)
Every game the Beard had won.
Now the Duck's shorts were not clean -- (and)
On his truck back to Phoenix he run

Beard

The literary giant's [sic] talents are obviously, completely AWOL at rhyming...

Also, he left out the "E", which the Duck took the liberty of correcting..

fred bentivegna · Sep 25, 2011

Actually I didnt. Look again

Actually I didnt. Look again

SJDinPHX said:
The literary giant's talents are obviously, completely AWOL at rhyming...

Also, he left out the "E", which the Duck took the liberty of correcting..

The bathroom was open,
Enter a Duck,
Kursing and screaming,
Christ, what a schmuck
Only mistake he had made -- (wuz)
Playing on table thirteen -- (cuz)
Every game the Beard had won.
Now the Duck's shorts were not clean -- (and)
On his truck back to Phoenix he run -- (to finish his deliveries & that's not a pun)

It just didnt format correctly. And you dont appreciate my new form of poetry, as opposed to your twaddling doggerel.

Beard

SJDinPHX · Sep 25, 2011

fred bentivegna said:
The bathroom was open,
Enter a Duck,
Kursing and screaming,
Christ, what a schmuck
Only mistake he had made -- (wuz)
Playing on table thirteen -- (cuz)
Every game the Beard won--(which wuz none)
Now the Duck's shorts were full of C-notes -- (and)
On his truck back to Phoenix he run -- (so he could start his 30 day vacation in Tahiti, with the money he'd won)...

It just didnt format correctly. And you dont appreciate my new form of poetry, as opposed to your twaddling doggerel.

Beard

Its hard to appreciate your "form" of poetry. if you have to flesh out your story in parenthesis....Let me help you by claifying a few things..OK ?... (Sheeesh, even Moonbeam comes closer to the truth)...... Now, isn't that better ?...

Cowboy Dennis · Sep 25, 2011

Cowboy Dennis said:
The first letters (from top to bottom) of each sentence must spell ONEPOCKET . Minor alterations to the english language may be OK.

Dennis

Apparently a couple of the oldtimers have misunderstood the requirements that must be met to win the cash. I reiterate here for their benefit, the first letters (from top to bottom) of each sentence must spell
O
N
E
P
O
C
K
E
T

Thank you for your efforts, misguided though they were

.

Dennis

Sam Waltz · Sep 26, 2011

The Path

The Path

Once upon the table
Newbies never able
Enticed to win the fight
Plainly, that's just trite
Over the years his knowledge grows
Calmly he waits 'cause one day he knows
Kids not here yet will value these tricks
Earned by him from the master of the stick
Tis where we came from, where we are and where were goin'

Long time reader, first time poster! Nice to meet you all, may name's Sam and I kinda dig this game.

RedCard · Sep 26, 2011

Sam Waltz said:
Once upon the table
Newbies never able
Enticed to win the fight
Plainly, that's just trite
Over the years his knowledge grows
Calmly he waits 'cause one day he knows
Kids not here yet will value these tricks
Earned by him from the master of the stick
Tis where we came from, where we are and where were goin'

Long time reader, first time poster! Nice to meet you all, may name's Sam and I kinda dig this game.

One post merely
Natural to query
Each line in sync except the last
Perhaps it's a lure on the green felt cast
Only thing that I can figure
Came for the money if he can rig 'er
Krazy Kat from some old cartoon
Entered the contest before entered the room
This is best when seen as jest.

lll · Sep 26, 2011

Sam Waltz said:
Once upon the table
Newbies never able
Enticed to win the fight
Plainly, that's just trite
Over the years his knowledge grows
Calmly he waits 'cause one day he knows
Kids not here yet will value these tricks
Earned by him from the master of the stick
Tis where we came from, where we are and where were goin'

Long time reader, first time poster! Nice to meet you all, may name's Sam and I kinda dig this game.

sam
welcome aboard

Sam Waltz · Sep 26, 2011

Hybrid

Hybrid

The boys told me this forum would require thick skin!

Thankfully, I'm half jack***! Ya got me I guess...now send me that C-Note! That's two nights of SoCo for this newbie man!

Now that we've broken the ice...

Sam Waltz · Sep 26, 2011

Thanks!

Thanks!

lll said:
sam
welcome aboard

Thank ya sir, glad to be here!

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