Cowboy Dennis
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Yes, it's true, according to sources in the know, S.J.D. has been seen talking to a chair for several days now and that's why he hasn't posted here. A part of the discombobulated audio conversation was captured(accidentally) by Pat Fleming and the AccuStats Video Production Company as they were picking up the set at the recent 8-Ball Invitational in New Jersey:
S.J.D.: And I'm not sure but I think Goldwater had the mortal cods against Efren. Cardone doesn't think so but the water has been rising.
Chair: ..............................................................................................
S.J.D.: R.A. was the best no matter what the president says and that's a Hungarian Lock.
Chair:............................................................................
S.J.D.: The strange thing about 5x10's is libs love them and my granddaughter can't stand them?
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: Why would anyone go to Chicago? You know they tried to "hit" Castro at the "Bay of Pigs" right? That was because Kennedy went to Bensingers and the Commies found out. They know how to preserve disorder there for sure.
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: How difficult is One-Pocket strategy? For chrissakes, my dog knows where to go in the yard. Find a corner and protect it.
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: Banking? You wanna know about Banking? Let me tell you about Banking...........................................
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: None of those politicians and movie stars and poolplayers are really gay, well, maybe Rock Hudson but I'm not sure. El Beardo just made that stuff up, you know how he is, but I like butter on my corn.
Chair: ...................................................................................................
S.J.D.: If you break from the right side of the table...Lincoln was a republican. Yeah, right, and Reagan was a democrat but the cue ball always ends up there.
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: If you shoot this two-rail kick-shot with reverse english then the country will fall apart very soon, Ghosty doesn't care about that but I like to ride the Ferris wheel at county fairs.
Chair: ...................................................................................................
S.J.D.: Incardona, Broombaker and Stroud are/were three of the best. I don't understand why a circle is round? Do they know this.
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.S.: The next three best were Josey Wales, William Munny, and the Man With No Name. How can a man have no name?
Chair: ...................................................................................................
S.J.D.: I'm getting a little tired now but I still know where the sun rises.
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: If he gets re-elected I'm telling you...people who alter & molest other people's posts will not like ketchup on their eggs.
Chair: .................................................................................................
S.J.D.: The last thing I have to say is Weenie Beanie good...those Tigers are going to the World Series for sure.
This is a very sad commentary on the state of things in this country. A well-known recording company taking advantage of an aged, delusional, semi-comatose, alzheimers-afflicted, alcoholic, ex-poolplayer who thinks the world is ending next week or at least on Jan. 21, 2013.
I'm saddened to have to be the one to bring you this news but I fully believe in being fair & balanced. My apologies to the Chair.
Cowboy "wish it weren't true" Dennis
S.J.D.: And I'm not sure but I think Goldwater had the mortal cods against Efren. Cardone doesn't think so but the water has been rising.
Chair: ..............................................................................................
S.J.D.: R.A. was the best no matter what the president says and that's a Hungarian Lock.
Chair:............................................................................
S.J.D.: The strange thing about 5x10's is libs love them and my granddaughter can't stand them?
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: Why would anyone go to Chicago? You know they tried to "hit" Castro at the "Bay of Pigs" right? That was because Kennedy went to Bensingers and the Commies found out. They know how to preserve disorder there for sure.
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: How difficult is One-Pocket strategy? For chrissakes, my dog knows where to go in the yard. Find a corner and protect it.
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: Banking? You wanna know about Banking? Let me tell you about Banking...........................................
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: None of those politicians and movie stars and poolplayers are really gay, well, maybe Rock Hudson but I'm not sure. El Beardo just made that stuff up, you know how he is, but I like butter on my corn.
Chair: ...................................................................................................
S.J.D.: If you break from the right side of the table...Lincoln was a republican. Yeah, right, and Reagan was a democrat
but the cue ball always ends up there.Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: If you shoot this two-rail kick-shot with reverse english then the country will fall apart very soon, Ghosty doesn't care about that but I like to ride the Ferris wheel at county fairs.
Chair: ...................................................................................................
S.J.D.: Incardona, Broombaker and Stroud are/were three of the best. I don't understand why a circle is round? Do they know this
.Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.S.: The next three best were Josey Wales, William Munny, and the Man With No Name. How can a man have no name?
Chair: ...................................................................................................
S.J.D.: I'm getting a little tired now but I still know where the sun rises.
Chair: ..................................................................................................
S.J.D.: If he gets re-elected I'm telling you...people who alter & molest other people's posts will not like ketchup on their eggs.
Chair: .................................................................................................
S.J.D.: The last thing I have to say is Weenie Beanie good...those Tigers are going to the World Series for sure.
This is a very sad commentary on the state of things in this country. A well-known recording company taking advantage of an aged, delusional, semi-comatose, alzheimers-afflicted, alcoholic, ex-poolplayer who thinks the world is ending next week or at least on Jan. 21, 2013.
I'm saddened to have to be the one to bring you this news but I fully believe in being fair & balanced. My apologies to the Chair.
Cowboy "wish it weren't true" Dennis
