You asked for it ...
You asked for it ...
It’s been suggested - - okay, by a rather sketchy forumite - - that I enter the T-shirt rodeo.
Having given this challenge every ounce of consideration it deserves, it seems to me that the words ‘One-Pocket’ belong on the front. Otherwise it’s an inside joke.
If there’s a punchline, does it belong on the front or the back? It’s a subjective preference of course, but I favor the front. (Passersby can read the entire message. And, if you see only the back, it’s merely puzzling.)
Graphics such as a table or a cue? I believe, fashion-wise, the simpler the better. Less clutter, more focus. Maybe a discrete arm emblem.
So …
ONE-POCKET
You Lose.
ONE-POCKET
It Ain’t Your Friend, Friend.
ONE-POCKET
Straitjacket Optional.
ONE-POCKET
Stroke At Your Own Risk.
ONE-POCKET
Satan’s Choice.
ONE-POCKET
Watch Your Wallet / Count The Silverware.
ONE-POCKET
Race To Hell.
ONE-POCKET
Masochist’s Fantasy.
ONE-POCKET
Unfathomable.
ONE-POCKET
Night Sweats.
ONE-POCKET
Last Call.
ONE-POCKET
Torture.
ONE-POCKET
Why People Work For A Living.
ONE-POCKET
Nightmare.
ONE-POCKET
Stroke of Genius.
ONE-POCKET
Hard Work And Bad Luck.
ONE-POCKET
Different Strokes For Different Folks.
ONE-POCKET
Sorry.
ONE-POCKET
Hard Wood.
ONE-POCKET
You’re Toast.
ONE-POCKET
Felony.
ONE-POCKET
Suicide.
ONE-POCKET
Table For Two.
ONE-POCKET
Tick Tock.
ONE-POCKET
Bend Over.
Certain cynics would suggest that the first and last suggestions be combined. Tsk.
Of course, using my own posting discretion as an example, brevity is usually best for emblematic goods.
Sunny