vapros
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One of my favorite insults used to be: if you were a baseball player, you would be a Chicago Cub. Needs updating -
My One Pocket Sayings
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FrenchAT
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One of my favorites and have heard as well as earned on far too many occasions.
cincy_kid
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Not really a funny quote but more so just some advice...
"When you don't know what to do, do the simplest thing you can execute..."
"When you don't know what to do, do the simplest thing you can execute..."
vapros
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Did you really think you might make that shot? Usually said after your man butchers a hanger.
JoeyM
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Had a guy tell me last weekend after leaving the cue ball a credit card thickness from the rail, "You can freeze it if it isn't already".
It made me chuckle.
JoeyM
It made me chuckle.
JoeyM
youngstown
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My One Pocket Sayings
Whenever someone bumps a ball on accident with their bridge hand, I say "Go ahead and move that wherever you'd like."
Whenever someone bumps a ball on accident with their bridge hand, I say "Go ahead and move that wherever you'd like."
GriffinG
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I've often said...
"I couldn't get out of a wet paper bag with scissors tied to my hands"
or, if I manage to slop a ball in or get lucky shape...
"thank god they put pockets all over these things"
"I couldn't get out of a wet paper bag with scissors tied to my hands"
or, if I manage to slop a ball in or get lucky shape...
"thank god they put pockets all over these things"
unoperro
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I was in Hawaii last year looking to play 1pkt. guy told me Hawaiian Brian had shown them they didnt know how to play
