Freddy, I never thought I'd see the day come when you branch off into some entry-level "hip-hop"! As I read thru that, I couldn't help but imagine you bopping your head up & down to some beat going on inside your noggin as you rapped your way thru that little diddy!
Let me try one...(Start off with a ghetto-like drum beat as background music)
"Freddy the Beard"...or "Freddy the Bench"...
"Chi-town's finest"..."He'll wrench your wallet"
"Don't just babble, cause he'll beat you at scrabble"
"Dude's got a website...Hey, you wanna fight?"
"Ba-doo-ba-ba, da-coo-la-ra...."
"Beard can party and he's the smartie"
"Beard's a friend for life if you don't cause him strife"
Freddy's a banker, he'll do the spankin'"
"The higher the bet, the more you're gonna sweat"
"Cha-ku-do-ga-ma-lew-bu-ta..."
"Spaghetti & meatballs, or all the balls....
They all go down when Freddy's around"
"Fred wrote books, he ain't no crook"
"Bankin' with the Beard....the man's to be feared!"
"Moo-ra-la-to, kazim da pa...."
"Spaghetti & Freddy, love at first sight"
"He's gotta big heart, he's a sucker for the bite"
"Thanks to Fred & all he's lived..
we read great stories of lot's of glory"
"Sha-ka-moo-tee, la-ru sho-fa..."
"Come to Chi-town, & play Fred a round,
then get back on the plane, feeling like a clown"
"One Pocket.org is just the chord...
to learn how to play, that's all I got to say"
